$39.99River Rat
Certified suckout specialist. For the player who lives on the river and is not sorry about it.
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Ready-made pieces live in our Etsy shop. Each card below opens its listing.
Poker
Double-sided metal. $39.99. Drop one on your hole cards and keep the table talking.
$39.99Certified suckout specialist. For the player who lives on the river and is not sorry about it.
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$39.99Calls any two. A badge of honor for the table’s most committed caller.
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$39.99Still buying in. A cowboy skull with a cigar and no intention of going home early.
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$39.99The answer is yes. Trust your choice — then put the coin on the cards and live with it.
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$39.99The membership nobody wants and everybody qualifies for. Wear it on the felt anyway.
Shop on EtsyHalloween
Six designs. Light them from behind and they throw a scene on the wall — bats, a skeleton hand, zombies at the gate. Current prices live on Etsy.

A jack-o’-lantern, cobweb, and bats. Light it from behind and a bat takes off across the wall.
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A bare tree, a raven, and a skeleton hand reaching through. The shadow does most of the talking.
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Two walkers at the gate. Put a tea light in the base and they start the party on the wall.
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A witch’s cat and a little devil cat with a trident. The cute one and the problem child.
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Smaller runs and useful gifts. Photos coming — these still shop through the Etsy storefront.
Laser-engraved stone. Heavy enough to stay put, dark enough to hide a ring.
Slate
A serving board with room for a name, a date, or a joke the table will repeat.
Wood
A leather patch on a cap. We engrave the patch; you wear the attitude.
Leather + cap
A labeled jar for the person who already has everything and still deserves a hard time.
Glass + engraved lid or label